Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"
Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010
Get the Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie mug.noun. from the Latin prefix "head" meaning "body part" and the suffix "touching time" denoting a commonly accepted time where in which one may touch the heads of others in the area along a straight path. Used to denote the opportune time in which one may touch heads, created by Dano Mckenna in the late 90's.
by Daniel McKenna March 7, 2004
Get the head touching time mug.Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
by BOB12634 March 12, 2018
Get the It's only gay if the balls touch mug.It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.
Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.
After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.
After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
by writerdg November 21, 2010
Get the Don't touch my junk mug.Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
by dookeyboy November 21, 2010
Get the don't touch my junk mug.omg is all have 2 say on tht matter. u gotta sore neck go 2 her.
especially if u is a drummer whoop!
especially if u is a drummer whoop!
by wonder woman February 15, 2005
Get the girl with the golden touch mug.A game in which a group of people try and keept a football (the spherical type) up in the air. So called because each player is only allowed one touch of the ball until it gets touched by another player. Only one bounce is allowed between touches. If a player touches the ball more than once or lets it bounce more than once, he is Out.
Eventually, one player will be left, and he (or she) is the champion.
A lot of judgement is required as to who is 'out', particularly if it is the 'one bounce' rule that has been broken. Normally the player nearest to the ball is out, unless the ball gets skyed in which case the person who kicked it away is out.
as in football Hands may NOT be used.
Eventually, one player will be left, and he (or she) is the champion.
A lot of judgement is required as to who is 'out', particularly if it is the 'one bounce' rule that has been broken. Normally the player nearest to the ball is out, unless the ball gets skyed in which case the person who kicked it away is out.
as in football Hands may NOT be used.
by chimpanziggle January 13, 2007
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