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drug dealer time

1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.
dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.

dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.
by xskwizmx March 16, 2010
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Time Paradox

1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.
"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
Brain explosion
by Xel'Naga April 4, 2005
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every time i die

excellent new metalcore band sum bloody excellent songs
every time i die is a must listen to thing!!!!!
by chezza September 24, 2005
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Long Time

Slang in Thailand for "all night" used by the slant slash hookers to notate length of sexual encounter.
(see Short Time)
(see slant slash)
In Bangkok the prices for Long Time vary from 500 Baht ($15 USD) to 2500 Baht depending on the quality of the girl or if it is getting really late and she wants to strike a deal.
by BigD101 December 28, 2007
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Donovan Time

When you complete something at the very last possible moment. like Landon Donovan's game winning goal in extra time of the second half of World Cup match against Algeria
Wow i thought i wasnt going to make my flight but i boarded on Donovan time and made it!
by cheru June 30, 2010
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Zoey 101 Personal Time

When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.
My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.
by The Jax April 19, 2007
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Hockey Mask Time

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.
The EU took away our memes! Looks like it's getting closer to Hockey Mask Time!
by The Man With A Third Leg March 28, 2019
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