When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them
by spa1645 February 10, 2015
If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.
by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020
When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”
by MM197 October 05, 2018
Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.
Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.
by The Cape Town shuffle May 03, 2024
When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget
by HopperTouchesKids September 19, 2021
Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
by frogginstyle December 14, 2018