Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

by gimme the money June 9, 2016

Window Fogger

Similar to a "Window Licker"... An "Open Mouth Breather" that gets close enough to the window causing it to fog up whilst desperately fighting the temptation to acutally lick the window...

That guy is barely smarter than his window licking family... He's just a window fogger...

by Sofa King What March 4, 2009

Windows shopping

Creating an account on a shopping website solely to add items to your wish list, with no intention of actually buying anything.

Person 1: Did you make an account on forever21.com?
Person 2: Nah. I'd only use it for Windows shopping anyway.

by SummonDinosaur July 14, 2011

Rear Window

When someone lays under a glass table and than another person shits on the table.

Mark loved when Ann would give him a Rear Window on their glass coffee table.

by Bluely December 9, 2008

Window-licker

A person with a mental handicap that likes to lick the windows on the special bus.

Typically they are called Nicki or Fran.

They also make fools out of themselves on videos on youtube i.e. woodstoke 4. But this is due to their sever mental disabilities. You must pity them as they think they are cool and attractive, this is also due to their tiny mental abilities.

I've heard Nicki and Fran are retards... proper window-lickers

by Leeroy90 December 11, 2011

Window treatment

When a girl puts her face behind a window and a guy ejaculates on the window.

Is that when you go behind a window and I jizz on it? A what? Why did you ask me what a window treatment is?

by TB334 July 14, 2011

windows user

One who uses Windows as the result of a conscious decision. Usually fairly apt at doing what they want to do, but no more.

See that illogical kid over there? He's a windows user.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008