brown pie

Noun
1. A big ass piece of human shit, fresh from the oven (asshole) and good enough to eat.

Billy: Mommy, what's for lunch?

Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.

by john tinkleberry VIII January 14, 2007

Pootsa Pie

Another term for a Cock Sandwich

I am gonna give that broad a pootsa pie (cock in the face)!

by Pootsa August 21, 2007

Pie Shank

The art of concealing one or more rusty nails inside of a baked good, such as pie, followed by smashing the pastry into a friend or foe's face causing them excruciating pain, via nails in the face, while bringing wholesome joy to all witnesses. (Remember, it has to be a pastry/baked good or it wont work)

My grandmother baked an apple pie when i specifically asked for pumpkin pie. In a violent act of vengeance i grabbed rusty nails from the garage, stuck them in her apple pie and pie shanked that bitch. (The phrase pie shank is used in the past tense in this definition is used in the past tense)

by Merik Pie August 5, 2010

twinkie pie

It comes from the hood and it means your soft. You aren't able to back up your words.

"Eh what are you gonna do about it, your a twinkie pie!"

by Andrew January 20, 2005

tri-pie

when 3 girls are performing oral sex on each other at the same time

Lucy, Tanya and Sarah can have the best orgasms with they do a tripie.

by SomThinWikid June 23, 2005

Pork Pie

A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.

1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.

2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.

by ekul November 2, 2005

Shmapple Pie

A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.

I drank too much shmapple pie.

by Jacqui B September 6, 2007