Yard Goat

A name given to the lowlyest of people. Often someone with low confidence and low self-esteem. This person tends to whine a lot and cares about nothing more than them self.

Hey you know charley? He's a fricken yard goat bruh

by The Char44 March 17, 2016

goat-hole

a vagina; typically the kind viewed from behind. Also tall and narrow.

I'm gonna put a ball gag in that girl's mouth and then cut up her sweet goat-hole.

by Elwood Hamilton December 4, 2007

goat chin

vaginal hair of long length with the appearance of a man beard, typcially flowing to the mid-thigh or knee.

the taliban leaders wife sports a goat chin so long she often trips.

by meatychops April 14, 2010

Billy Goat

A person overzealous about taking out trolls, to the point that nearly no one can discuss a subject with varying points of view because the least criticism, controversial statement, or personal opinion is viewed as trolling.

I was banned from an ethics discussion board because a billy goat who resented my views reported me to an admin.

by rudejude September 1, 2008

shaved the goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

by Robyso May 30, 2006

goat sneeze

A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.

When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."

by TheGoatHerder November 20, 2010

goat moment

When you try really hard to hit that note, and you instead sound like a screaming goat.

He had a goat moment while singing along to "Take On Me" - Aha.

by body massage go September 5, 2014