Swamp Donkey

There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.

Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?

by Tiff E. August 20, 2010

Sea Donkey

A polite way to insult an ugly girl.

I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.

by FireBoyX August 11, 2010

Donkey Punch

Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!

First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!

P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!

"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."

"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"

"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."

"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"

by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016

Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars

Heee Haaa....check out the Swamp Donkeys line dancing.

by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003

donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

by hatfacejones January 16, 2019

Tube Donkey

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.

I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.

by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010