Vanessa's Dad

Person who hates Tyler H cause he thinks he is dating her daughter

Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

MY Dad

gone

My dad went to get milk

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.

Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Hey mom dad pulled a ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020