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two penguins in a suit

Often confused with two chickens in some pants, it is in fact two penguins- Topsy and Bertram- in a suit, also known as (aka) the mod Avid Spark
Gamer 1: What's up with that mod?
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.
by Notintoracism December 20, 2010
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two bob watch

crazy or hysterical.

a "bob" was a shilling in Australia before 1966 when the country changed to decimal currency. The two shilling coin was replaced by the 20 cent piece. A watch which cost only two bob is likely to be unreliable .
He was carrying on like a two bob watch
by KLM13 October 24, 2018
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two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.
There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
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Tony Two Thumbs

Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.
John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk
by eh lyonz August 1, 2010
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Two year rule

It is socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the two year age bracket. However the younger of the couple should be at least 14.
The "two year rule" means a 14 year old girl can go out with a 16 year old boy and still being socially accepted.
by randommzz October 20, 2009
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Two-shoot salute

When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.
Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.
by Dr Help October 31, 2021
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two ball pool

When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it
“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me
“Haha anytime Jerick”
by Hellbeckons February 25, 2020
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