Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Text trap

A text message that someone only sends so they can call you when you reply, because now they know your phone is in your hand.

I don’t want to reply to her yet, she always text traps me. Why do we need a 5 minute phone call about something I ALREADY ANSWERED IN MY TEXT?!

by 2049 June 25, 2021

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

Consta-Text

(verb): The act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time.

"Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"

by Pun Lover October 2, 2012

Text coward

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face

He's having a go at me by text message again. What a text coward!

by King Drax October 29, 2012

text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.

Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.

by ceabel January 30, 2012