Shit in a teacup

A lesser known saying that is essentially used when you're emitting an extremely emotional response to something. This could be anger/surprise/humour.

1. Oh wow!!! I just found out my BOYFRIEND is pregnant.. WTF I just shat in a teacup

2. Hidee: Hi mate what are you up to today?
Shawn: Just chillin with my homes
Hidee: Cool
Shawn: Oh did you watch Seinfield the other day, I did find it fairly humerous
Hidee: OMFG YES IT WAS FUNNY. I was watching it and I just did a shit in a teacup!!

3. Peter: oops wrong hole sorry I swear I didnt mean it
Sally: OMFG YOU SICKO. I just did a shit in a teacup

by Wozzgalaxy March 27, 2011

Tenacious D

Unadulterated garbage. A pair of fat retards who can't sing but think they are funny tell stories about all the women they have had intercourse with (which we all know to be a very low number, likely with someone exceedingly homely, roofied, or male). Jack Black is in it and some other guy whose name is a fart joke; neither of which I would spit on if they were on fire from fighting the demons they claim to have battled. They are the human equivalent of an eighth grade boy's notebook, if that eighth grader had an IQ of 50 and had been molested repeatedly by his creepy uncle.

"Hey, you wanna go to the Tenacious D concert?"
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."

by F#ck June 23, 2019

teacumming

teabagging someone then cumming in there eyes/nose or ear depending on the penis.

Jan: Last night at the party Josh got teacummed.
Jon: I love it when teacumming happens

by AsIf YouGetMe May 10, 2009

Science Teacher

Noun; a massive nonce with lots of acne on his clothes

Our science teacher was checking little billy out

by Shetie February 22, 2020

Social studies teacher

A dumbass who only cares bout himself. Also know as a fuckin idiot. Which also coaches football for some reason.

Guy:hey
Guy2: it that the social studies teacher

Guy:yeah :(
Guy2:but this is football practice
Guy:Exactly

by @yuridoptedfromafrica December 11, 2019

tenaj

A tool going no where in life cause he wastes his life on computer games thinking he is cool

Tenaj Karmala

by Peter March 27, 2003

Teacher's pet

A favourite student of a school teacher

There are a number of different sort of teacher's pets. There are those that are the ones who get the good grades, the ones who answer the questions of the teacher, the ones who keep quiet for things like silent reading and writing essays, the ones who go out of their way to spend time with their teacher for the teacher's help, or help them. Mainly because they love the subject the teachers teach and they have plans after they graduate. However, there are those that dream of much, much more. Their teacher because of confusing feelings. And I was, am and always will be one to a teacher who happened to teach my favourite subjects in school, English and History, and my favourite teacher! And they make teachers' jobs so much easier for them to do.

by idontgiveafuckwhathappenstoyou April 28, 2015