by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021
1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.
by Johnny Do-Good October 27, 2013
When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.
by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011
A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.
by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020
Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.
by conorcf January 19, 2018
A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.
There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.
by PM64 April 05, 2021