Toast

1. Toasted sliced bread
2. Ready sliced bread that is packaged and bought from shops (before toasting).

Mum: "Can you get some eggs, milk and toast from the supermarket?"
Answer "yeah do you want Hovis or Warbuttons?"

by LanguageExpert_likes_cats August 2, 2013

thats-a-come

Used to replace the phrase "that's why" by Chicagoans.

A colloquial saying first uttered Chicago pipe fitters.

"The Jewels was out of bratwurst. Thats-a-come were having hot dogs."

by S Rains November 1, 2013

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

toadstomper

The act of a gay man kicks his partner in the penis.

I was feeling horny until Todd gave me a toadstomper.

by GenevaLover May 17, 2016

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

thats the way the noodle fell

It just happened.

I hate that there are so many IA defects but thats the way the noodle fell.

by dnaleromj December 1, 2016

Toast

Opposite of roast. Instead of insulting them in a clever way, you simply give them a nice compliment and congratulate them.

Alex just toasted me. I'm feeling a bit more confident now.

by johnburd December 4, 2016