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Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
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FB troll

Facebook Troll
(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor, and they are. Showing everyone they are the true idiot
Clark(status update)

Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails

20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·

Anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ Facebook Troll

FB trolls are nobody's friend
by Mjanelane1988 January 23, 2017
mugGet the FB trollmug.

Troll Hell

A place where all trolls must go!
by silax ES December 20, 2014
mugGet the Troll Hellmug.

Troll Excuse

An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.
A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?

C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!
by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015
mugGet the Troll Excusemug.

Trick Troll

I don’t like that my song turned into a trick troll
by Mr. Cave July 28, 2022
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trolling for cops

Purposefully driving around disobeying traffic laws with the purpose of seeing if you can attract attention from traffic police.
Cops always seem attracted to my car, as if I am out <i>trolling for cops</i>.
by willz48640 November 6, 2011
mugGet the trolling for copsmug.

article troll

How Yezka says "articultural."
Yezka: "I got my tattoo at Article Troll!"
by trollerofarticles February 19, 2018
mugGet the article trollmug.

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