Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok

ew a mouse

by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023

walking the mouse

When a woman wears a loose fitting shirt without a bra.

It's so obvious that Sarah is walking the mouse.

by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

mouse bite

With a hooked finger or two inside her vagina on her G-Spot while also touching her clit with your thumb.

Feel free to add tongue work for added enjoyment.

I went down on her, gave her a mouse bite and she had an almost immediate orgasm.

by ConvictClint July 26, 2021

Mouse girl

A mouse girl is a timid and laid back girl, who loves and makes cheezy jokes.

And the Mouse girl said: You gouda be kidding me

by HELV3TICa February 22, 2025

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019