Anaconda Kiss

The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.

Lance: "What is that brown smudge on the back of your balls?"
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."

by CATFOOODS September 3, 2013

Naked Kisses

A cute phrase for sex.

Let's go home for some naked kisses.

by Coolest Bitch alive!!! January 7, 2011

Glasgow kiss

a vicious headbutt (is there another kind?)

Zinedine Zidane showed his displeasure with Materazzi's comments by giving him a Glasgow kiss, drawing a red card from the 2006 FIFA World Cup Final.

by Lillian Thuram July 10, 2006

Polynesian Kiss

French kissing a girl after eating her out while she is on her period .... Heavy flow period.

Last night, I gave Angela a Polynesian Kiss and she said it tasted like iron.

by Milky PB Cups December 24, 2016

mitchell kiss

an extremely painful kiss performed by a total virgin. often involves a back-bending procedure

#1 "holy shit look at those two kissing"

2# "aww man thats a total mitchell kiss"

by Anonymouseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2010

Nose kiss

When your friend or family member decides to make out with your nose in a form of greeting or love. Can be done either softly or aggressively, with teeth and tongue included.

Carol always loves to give nose kisses when she's drunk.

by Pee_eye_em_pee November 25, 2014

Jar Kissing

The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.

Did you hear that Rochelle and Javier were caught Jar Kissing? WHAT. A. SLUT.

by the master of tongue July 30, 2012