Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.

I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.

by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011

Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day

Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now

by Shump February 1, 2014

Google to the rescue

When you don’t know the answer and google is the only way you can figure it out

I was talking to my girlfriend and she asked me a question I didn’t know the answer but then I googled it. She said well “google to the rescue!”

by SteelCityTexas October 15, 2018

Google Boobs

Also known as GB, google boobs are mild pornographic images acquired by turning safe-search off and typing in a simple word into google images such as "tits" or "boobs" or "lesbians". Often used by late elementary or middle schoolers.

Mother: Jimmy, what are you doing?

Jimmy: Uhh... um... homework?

Mother: Oh my god, are you looking at google boobs again?

Jimmy: I was just curious!

by bHall96 June 2, 2009

Google Girl

Someone who uses pictures off of google images to represent themselves on the internet

OMG, NO!! She's just another GOOGLE GIRL, I found her image, under emo hair. She's a fake scene girl!

by Mark ;o October 15, 2008

Google goggles

One of the pernicious consequences of the internet is that people are free to make sweeping statements to large audiences without actually substantiating their claims, notions, or repetitions of urban myths. Such poor construction of a position usually results from a combination of ideology, prejudice, and ignorance.

The first two are difficult to address, but ignorance can be remedied by some basic self-education, and specifically, by research. To this end, the most popular internet mechanism is to use the well-known search engine, Google. The term "Google goggles" is an alliterative/consonant reference to the process of improving the clarity of one's understanding by the simple trick of typing some key words into a search engine - and learning!

Jonathan was completely clueless about how much oil was left underground around the planet. Had he put on his Google goggles, he might have understood that contrary to his claims otherwise, the concept of Peak Oil was in fact very accurate, and completely supported by the best data and analyses available.

by Autumn Mandrake December 28, 2011

google hoops

the oo's in google. To google something sometimes takes time, therefore it can be said that you must go through a lot of google hoops to find what you're looking for.

You would have to jump through a lot of google hoops to find any outdated information.

by vinbok June 16, 2009