A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.
"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
by awsumatid January 25, 2017
Get the eyes widenmug. the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye
by gringo feliz October 10, 2013
Get the pee eyemug. The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013
Get the Bouncing Eyesmug. by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015
Get the The Eye of Sauronmug. by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006
Get the pidgeon-eyemug. Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
by ValleyBreezer November 8, 2019
Get the bi-eyeingmug. Did you check out that guys Milwaukee eye?
One eye is looking at you and the other one is looking at Milwaukee.
One eye is looking at you and the other one is looking at Milwaukee.
by Snakepliskken February 15, 2017
Get the Milwaukee Eyemug.