Dirty Nich

The act of cumming in your own hand then smacking a female in the face with it while holding a gun to her head.

" Bitch you gona get the dirty Nich

by Nitty610 December 19, 2009

Dirty Naruto

When man or woman eats your asshole out right after a shit but they must have ass air to recreate Narutos face whiskers.

We took this chick home last night and she let all three of us give her a Dirty Naruto.

by Ass2inmouth June 25, 2019

Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011

Dirty Peruvian

Hey dirty Peruvian is when a woman farts cocaine up your nose

The hooker had a pile of cocaine on her butthole and farted it up into my nose giving me a dirty Peruvian

by BigdaddD April 29, 2021

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

Dirty Dosanjh

When your hitting from the back and spit in her asshole and it blinks and you wink at it to assert dominance.

Damn bro I gave that stupid stinky whore the biggest dirty dosanjh ever. She’s in rehab now.

by Dirty David Lewis April 20, 2023

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019