An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.
by A Very Concerned Avocado April 3, 2020
Get the Gatling Gun Circle Jerkmug. Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019
Get the Polar bear jerk circlemug. When someone begins arse licking another person (figuratively) who then begins to arse lick them back so as to provoke further arse licking from the first party. May result in a tear in the fabric of space and time if the circle is large enough.
Harley: Wow I love hanging around with lower sixth so much they think i'm a god. I best hang around with them more so they worship me more
Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us
All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.
Lower sixth pleb: Wow harley is so cool hanging roud with us lower sixth plebians, we best keep worshipping him so he doesn't leave us
All: Oh for shame, we have created a vicious circle of arse lickery and now the universe as we know it will cease to exist.
by Q.P Wildebeest September 20, 2011
Get the Vicious Circle Of Arse Lickerymug. Mr. Scott: “Vote me for Prime Minister because Life is like a Circle Graph”
Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”
Everyone who hears: “Omg Mr. Scott all the way!”
by Mr. Scott’s Agent September 29, 2021
Get the Life is like a Circle Graphmug. Monkey Circle (also known as Monkey Nonagon depending on how many people are in the group) is a commonly used expression when defining the country Netherlands. Monkey Nonagon backwards is Netherlands, they use this quite often in their chants. If you are ever able to survive the Monkey Circle initiation(which less than 1% do) you will be promoted to a "Monkey". A "Monkey" is the lowest rank you can have in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. This role is not important, and many are sacrificed daily in their rituals. If you are lucky enough to survive the first couple of rituals as a "Monkey" you are then promoted to the "Netherlands" role. This role basically does all of the management in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. If one "Netherlands" dies, then all the current "Monkeys" must be sacrificed. After becoming "Netherlands" you have to cut both of your arms off and eat your penis before you can advance to the "Belligerent Fag" role. This role is the highest role you can be in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. Only .000001% of people make it to this role. This role congregates ALL of the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon meetups. If it were not for this role, the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon would NOT exist.
Yo. you wanna join the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon?
I don't know man, they're pretty serious about their rituals, I had a friend go there, he fuckin' died dude.
Damn das' crazy but ion remember askin' doe
I don't know man, they're pretty serious about their rituals, I had a friend go there, he fuckin' died dude.
Damn das' crazy but ion remember askin' doe
by mincefruit November 24, 2019
Get the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagonmug. Based off the original term of "Circle Jerk", where a group of people stroke each others' egos by agreeing with one another.. a Baha'i Circle Jerk is similar.
Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.
Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".
Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.
Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".
Bob: I read this silly blog a couple of days ago.
Sally: What was it about?
Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.
Sally: What was it about?
Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.
by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011
Get the Baha'i Circle Jerkmug. Person 1: Hey cuz you remember the freak Ashley?
Person 2: oo yea I remember her
Person 1: man I was tapping that last night and she was like let me throw dat ass in a circle. Think I’m in love
Person 2: oo yea I remember her
Person 1: man I was tapping that last night and she was like let me throw dat ass in a circle. Think I’m in love
by CeddyMAC10 November 5, 2017
Get the Throw dat ass in a circlemug.