Christmas Ear Rape

A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.

Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!

by Chip Davis December 22, 2010

throw up Christmas

A term used to describe the lawns of those people who decorate their lawns at Christmas time with a ridiculous amount of decorations, especially the blowup decorations.

Instead of driving around to look at the house's with pretty Christmas lights, I went around searching for throw up Christmas!

by bridgetanne December 26, 2008

Christmas Eve Eve

December 23 !! The day before Christmas Eve (:

Today is Christmas Eve Eve

by noahsgirl(: December 23, 2010

Fuck Your Christmas

Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies

Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face

by EL- January 23, 2009

no more Christmas definitions

Exclamation. Said when seeing too many tacky Christmas related definitions as the word of the day.

Noah: Did you see the new word of the day
Me: I swear if its another Christmas one i might have to punch somebody. NO more Christmas Definitions!

by Hackerman94 December 22, 2009

christmas myspace angle

A picture taken with the myspace angle but where the self photo taker is dressed in a very christmassy way.

Hey look, she's totally feeling christmas' spirit taking a picture in a christmas myspace angle way!

by T-Raf December 9, 2010

Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.

Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.

by awesomeforce December 25, 2008