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shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.
"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."
by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008
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train smoke

Train Smoke- Having a lot of money on hand or a reputation for having a lot of money at any given time, big spender, big baller,
Man that nigga got that train smoke for days
by John Djamenek December 29, 2016
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Trained Noob

A trained noob, is a noob gamer who has been trained by a pro gamer. Since pros and noobs have different brain chemistry, the trained noob will never be as good as a pro, but might do very well against other noobs.
You can train a noob, but he'll only be a trained noob, he won't really be pro like me. You got to have something different, its like in your head, and in your eyes and stuff.
by Austelle March 25, 2011
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Train tracks

A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.
My friend looks stupid, he said he got ran over by train tracks, but really he just had no beauty.
by SillySalleh December 24, 2021
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gravy train!!!!

You haven't heard of them? Bitch, please!

Gravy Train!!!! is a droll dance/rap/something-or-other band whose members' names all end in "-nx."

They have hott keyboard beats and the bitch-assiest lyrics you've ever heard in your life.

But honestly, I don't know a single black person who listens to them.
"Sippin' 40z"
"You Made Me Gay"
"Titties Bounce"
by scene whore April 13, 2005
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Gravy Train!!!!

GRAVY TRAIN!!!!
(n.)
The bitter brainchild of Chunx, your standard honky ho, who obsessed over JJ Fad lyrics ('I seen better pictures on a can of Alpo'), bitched about tiny-donged menz, and suffered from the frightening split affliction of burgerphilia/nymphomania. Funx soon stepped in with her winning Casio beats, frighteningly stark-faced and sexually obscene dance moves, and Spanish flair (but NOT in a Santana featuring Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas sorta way).
by Mo December 28, 2004
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Train Crash

aka Train Wreck is when 2 groups of male trains line up on each side of a female to have group intercourse. The males of both ends will be in synch running up to the female from both ends yelling "Chugga Chugga!" until they are ready to orgasm in which they will yell "Choo Choo!".
Chu: The train crash that happened with Alexis on Friday was crazy!
Hunter: You were there!?!?
Chu: Yeah I was coming from the anal side.
Hunter: Oh, I didn't see you there I was at the mouth side.
Chu: What time were you there?
Hunter: 8:30ish
Chu: I was there at 11ish. How long was the wait in the line when you were there?
Hunter: 2 hours
Chu: Damn... I saw Gallardy, Clarence, C-Dub there.
Hunter: I saw Wes and Michelson
Chu: I also saw Kenny there...
Hunter:.......thats sort of weird....
Chu: Cool, I heard it ended up with major SIIHBAPage
Hunter: Is there any other way to end it?

(This story is fiction. If any events or names of this story is true it is purely coincidental)
by Kenny Butler December 29, 2007
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