To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.
Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
by T-Dogg 63 November 11, 2010
by @yung.gambit September 25, 2019
A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
by Pants-off Barrett March 07, 2007
An idea that only a dipshit would support. Right now, Texas is still an economic powerhouse, unlike most of the other states. Some people fear Obama's increased taxes, as if it would ruin our economy, so they bring up the idea of seceding. This is pretty stupid. Texas would have to make their own versions of necessary federal programs, all of the fortune 500 companies in Texas would move to another state, and the US would embargo everything from Texas. I could go on and on about this, but in short: Texas secession would be a blow to the balls for Texas, and a blow to the balls for America as well. Isn't it funny how people think Texas could secede because Texas willfully chose to be a U.S. state in 1845, but nobody considers secession for any other state?
I live in Texas, a very diverse state with over 25 million residents. 90% of us understand that Texas secession is a terrible idea. Please, ignore the minority of dipshits. Sam Houston frowns upon them.
by dirty_frank July 22, 2009
you can come here as long as u show some respect, if not then were goin fuck u up. nothing really happens during the day but in the night shit thats when everything happens..the marihuana comes, the tequila, the bitches, EVERYTHING!!! shit throw them CV's up!!!
this one fool ask this vato where he from an vato throws up the CV an says "shit im from CHANNELVIEW TEXAS, ese! Cv hasta la muerte! im down for my shit!" an the fool says "Man, Fuck Channelview!" vato starts beatin the fuck out that fool ... some other vatos in the back just watchin an one them says "man fool, i heard bout that vato..dont fuck him..he's from channelview.." the other vatos "dammmmn orale"
by irep c-view hasta lamuerte December 26, 2010
University of Texas is for rejected IVE league-wanna-be-bound Students who had to resort to a fallback school whose colors are burnt orange( being the colors babies shit out their ass), with a mascot being a cow (should we be shaking of fear?)-way to represent the state of Texas guys. A&M has a dog that could possibly have an aggressive aspect to it, and thank god at LEAST one of the Texas schools represented in the big12 has a mascot with a GUN huge props TEXAS TECH.
In the middle of a city, the campus is stacked up upon itself purposely so students who are hippie-mary j smoking freaks have something to look at while discussing their liberal beliefs in the conservative southern part of the country. HEY smart asses, if you all were so smart why didn’t you just go up north and bitch about liberal politics up there? Oh wait you WERENT smart enough to go there that right, my bad.
All the fruits attend this school in hopes that it will boost their ego and self esteem.-when it wont. Just makes them look even gayer.
Texas thinks they are the shit. Even though this past year the only team they couldnt beat in football was Texas tech university- way to get owned after all yalls shit talking HA. UT students think they are so smart-especially when they dare to consistently make fun of other schools such as A&M and TexasTech for example; ranting about how low their grades are and hope stupid they are when in REALITY there’s probably more STDs floating around UT Campus due to the anal-hippie-lovin-gay-sex, then what goes on up in Lubbock.
And oh wait, sorry Other Texas schools don’t suck cock for good grades and money to stay at UT.
UT is over rated. they need to get the long horns that are so stuck up their ass its causing stupidity due to glorifying their cult of orange shit-cow praising-anal fucking 'AWESOMENESS' YOU go UT woo!-Not.
In the middle of a city, the campus is stacked up upon itself purposely so students who are hippie-mary j smoking freaks have something to look at while discussing their liberal beliefs in the conservative southern part of the country. HEY smart asses, if you all were so smart why didn’t you just go up north and bitch about liberal politics up there? Oh wait you WERENT smart enough to go there that right, my bad.
All the fruits attend this school in hopes that it will boost their ego and self esteem.-when it wont. Just makes them look even gayer.
Texas thinks they are the shit. Even though this past year the only team they couldnt beat in football was Texas tech university- way to get owned after all yalls shit talking HA. UT students think they are so smart-especially when they dare to consistently make fun of other schools such as A&M and TexasTech for example; ranting about how low their grades are and hope stupid they are when in REALITY there’s probably more STDs floating around UT Campus due to the anal-hippie-lovin-gay-sex, then what goes on up in Lubbock.
And oh wait, sorry Other Texas schools don’t suck cock for good grades and money to stay at UT.
UT is over rated. they need to get the long horns that are so stuck up their ass its causing stupidity due to glorifying their cult of orange shit-cow praising-anal fucking 'AWESOMENESS' YOU go UT woo!-Not.
Jim: Hey man where you go to school that allows me to wear colors that babys shit out their ass and so i can be a snobby cock-sucking homo?
Bob: dude University of Texas all the way man. its the biggest over rated school EVER. best part. your mascot is a cow.
Jim: UT BOUND!
Bob: dude University of Texas all the way man. its the biggest over rated school EVER. best part. your mascot is a cow.
Jim: UT BOUND!
by BAMFJen101 March 06, 2009
when you take the condom after fuckage, Then you flip the condom insideout(with cum showing) and then do the same you would with a regular slingshot but land the glob of cum on her face
by Nate newpower January 08, 2009