Shrek

The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.

"Shrek is so hot"

by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022

Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

Shreksauntscrooge

Hottest person alive but also the saddest person alive.

Him: in in love with shreksauntscrooge

Her: I am too🤤

by s. w. a. g December 25, 2021

shrek

handsome alpha male super sexy long penis big moobs

dude shrek is sooo sexy

by asshole.jpg December 28, 2021

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

Used to substitute vulgar language, typically used by a Shrek fan.

"HOW THE SHREK DID THAT GUY KILL ME!?"

by gavurban1232 December 29, 2021

Shrek

Someone who tries to get with someone who is interested in someone else

malene is being such a shrek tonight!!

by richrach February 9, 2022