Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So in the threesome the other day I went to finger one of the girls and she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.

She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.

by JoeyBomm May 6, 2021

Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus

My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!

by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022

Floor Scraper

It’s like a wall scraper but sideways. Used for scraping the floor.

Adam: Hey have you seen my floor scraper?
Jacob: No, I haven’t. Just use the wall scraper and turn it sideways.

by UrMommaHomo69 March 31, 2022

Schrodinger's Trap

A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?

Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap

by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023

Schrödinger's Trap

When you combine Schrödinger's cat with anime Traps.

Schrödinger's Trap is a person that unless directly asked you cannot be certain of their sex as it can change as the story progresses.

"Is Ruka Urushibara from Steins;Gate a guy or a chick?"
"Both and neither, a Schrödinger's Trap. Rintarou fell for it."

or SPOILER for Tengoku Daimakyou

"Have you seen Tengoku Daimakyou? Kiruko's a flippin' dude inside!"
"Yeah, never would have guessed it, another Schrödinger's Trap."

by SidloCZ May 8, 2023

you like scrap

what you say when asking someone to fight (or scrap) with you

White dude: You're a fucking nigga!
Black dude: You like scrap right now?
White dude: Um, sorry, I can't... I'll fight this chink though.
The white dude proceeds to run away from the black dude, then picks on an Asian midget. When the white dude kicks his balls and steals his stuff, the tiny Asian roundhouse kicks the white dude and knocks him out.
Black dude: WHITE BOI CANT SCRAP!!!!!!!!

by lilzor March 31, 2017