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squirrel teaser

yea, i gave her the squirrel teaser

after i gave her the squirrel teaser my finger smelt like fish
by timbo420 January 26, 2009
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SquirrelChoker

One who relieves small fluffy squirrel mammals of all life force, done by wrapping the hands around it's neck in a violent manner.
Guy one- Tom Cruise is such a SquirrelChoker
Guy two- Ya he choked his squirrel all night.
by Squirrelchoker1 August 5, 2009
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squirrel bombed

The act of taking Nuts the Squirrel and inserting him in other people's photographs.
A friend told me that he posted a great picture on FB. When I saw it, I found out i had been squirrel bombed.
by spacepussy August 21, 2009
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squirrel extravaganza

(noun)A delicious commonly made drink sold for 4.95. To please a party of 2 it consists of a 12 oz beer (preferably light), 4 oz. white wine, and 12 oz. iced tea (arizona).

sometimes used to describe a party of squirrels (usually high class).
I made a squirrel extravaganza when i was wasted at a beach house for me and my friend and it was delicious.
by joesph paveleski May 2, 2010
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Squirrel

My squirrel lives between my lower abs
by thathappygaykid March 11, 2011
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Squirrel

A girl with just a little bush. The bush is expected to be clean and maintained ... a little turf on the field. Reminiscent of when a girls pubs have grown in for the first time and has never been molested by the shaver.

Specifically, the word is used to refer to a young girl, late junior high school through high school, that is expected to have or has a bush as described above. The use of squirrel is considered already pluralized when referring to a pack of girls.
Jenni's totally a squirrel, time to give her my nuts.

Tony "Tone": Yo, Ron, you think she a squirrel?
Ron: Yea man, she wearing yoga pants. You can see the squirrel right up front.

Wooderson: That's why I love dem squirrel's. I get older, they stay the same age.

Timmy: Mommy, what's a squirrel?
Mommy: Here Timmy take a look.
by Tony "Tone" Booyah June 6, 2011
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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect November 13, 2011
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