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Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital
by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019
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Stripper spaghetti

1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.

2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.
After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.

My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.
by Crispyass February 24, 2019
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secret spaghetti

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.
Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti

Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet

Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it
by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019
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Word Spaghetti

Word spaghetti is another word for stuttering. Pronouncing a word repeatedly wrong.
Word spaghetti is an example of rap music today and an auctioneer.
by Skye Jackson May 29, 2019
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Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.
Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!
by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019
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Southwestern spaghetti strainer

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.
She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .
by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019
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dick spaghetti

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