social diaper 

An object or friend that compensates for a person's lack of social skills

"Man, I'm done with being Jeremy's social diaper. Feels like I'm always having to correct all the shit he says!"
"That guy has no filter: he's always saying the wrong things. Thank goodness he's got his dog as a social diaper so no one's really listening!"

social diaper by person87 January 4, 2015

social media vegan

One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents

He is such a social media vegan, he doesn't even have an Instagram!

social media vegan by Danisaurjumps January 29, 2015

social will 

The intention to be a nice person, regardless the skills to be socially adaptable.

He had no social will, but excellent skill. This made him dangerous.

social will by Her Serene Highness February 23, 2015

Social Paranoid 

A Teen who has been mentally down due to social networking hacking and privacy issues.

Many millenials are facing Social Paranoid due to misuse of photos and impersonification in Facebook and other social networking sites.

Social Paranoid by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

Social Netwank 

The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.

Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.

Social Netwank by TnG October 12, 2015

social fuckboyism

A common trait in western culture, specifically in schools, social fuckboyism is the fear of how one comes across to their peers. Symptoms include having a different group of friends inside and outside of school/work, building a perfect social media identity, dressing in clothes they don't like, and hiding their actual intrests while in public.

Social fuckboyism is ironic, because those afflicted with it will act out a second personality in public because they think it will make them happy and well-liked, while often having the opposite effect. If social fuckboys just embraced who they were and surrounded themselves with people that like them for who they are, they'd be so much happier.

Drew: "Why doesn't Devin talk to us at school?"
Mark: "He has social fuckboyism, and I think his other 'friends' are catching on to it."
Drew: "Man, that sucks. Is he still getting on the Teamspeak later so we can play some League?"
Mark: "I don't know, he might be going to that concert at the Palace tonight with the stoners."

social fuckboyism by ItsNotOneSided January 11, 2016

social sanction

Sanction refers to either a penalty or a punishment so when you put the word "social" in front of it, it refers to a group or organization that has norms and boundaries and you either get punished from crossing the norms and boundaries, but can also be rewarded for staying and complying with the norm. The reward is also a factor of social sanctioning.

The social sanctioning tolerance for the Nazi Organization is quite high.

social sanction by anonymousgoat March 12, 2016