crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.

"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."

by Dmur February 15, 2008

Shaking Sbucky

A person who goes to Starbucks and orders a non-coffee drink just to have the sophisticated-looking label to walk to Abercrombie with. These people are commonly found among the posers and preps in the pre-teen years and seem to be put on the Earth solely to annoy those who take advantage of the Wifi and studying in Barnes in Nobel (Shaking Sbuckies usually only go into this store to Shake some Sbuck, or to check out Lady Gaga's new whatever crap in the music section).

*A group of giggly girls walk by my friend and I are tring to finish a paper while drinking our purple eyes*

Shaking Sbucky: a strawberry and creme (not pronounce cre-em (almost inaudible "m") as the French spelling and accent suggest) with whipped creme.

Me: Just go to Mcdonalds and get a shake bitch.

*Friend and I recive punch in the face from Purple eye*

*giggly group exits, thus reliving me of my pain*

by purple-eyed May 17, 2009

smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

by Brian E January 20, 2004

Smack

Abnormal, Shit talking, Crown drinking Bish!

Someone keeps talking to you and all you hear is blah blah blah.....thats a smack.

by La La Linds August 21, 2007

Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

Smack-mouth

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

by Mouth Smacker September 19, 2008

shucker

Similar to an oyster it refers to someone or something very ugly on the outside but beautiful and fruitful on the inside.

A- Thanks for setting me up with that shucker we really had a good time.
B- I told you she was awesome. Is she a keeper or what?
A- To be honest I would say that is exactly what she is because I will do anything I can to keeper from from being seen with me in public
B- Asshole

by MBMDEUCE March 23, 2015