An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.
by DangNasty October 03, 2006
Man... Ken got the Ottoman Slap after trying to beat Ron in basketball. He never even got a chance to shoot the ball.
by Epix187 February 13, 2018
Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"
Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.
by Nicola November 13, 2003
by sp0rkius March 01, 2004
When a man with white gloves, paints himself blue and then twirls his penis in a circle, then proceeds to slap a sleeping hedgehog.
Mr. Herbert hid in my basement and waited for me to let my hedgehog out of his cage so he could sonic slap a bitch
by Sonicslapper69 November 12, 2019
When one chick accidentally slaps another chick's vagina while attempting to slap her butt from behind.
When two chicks are dancing and one goes to slap the other's butt from behind and accidentally swings through the legs reaching her vagina. This is called the "slap through."
first girl: OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to slap through.
second girl: It's okay. I kind of liked it. ;)
first girl: OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to slap through.
second girl: It's okay. I kind of liked it. ;)
by bp funny man May 12, 2010
by Kristian Berry May 08, 2008