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Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.
“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
You mean fortune cookie?”
by Neontheboy December 10, 2024
mugGet the Shutting crackermug.

shut up!

I’m not gonna fight with you. Meet me in bed
Jill-“shut up!”
Jack-“so meet you in bed
by Phantom VeniVidiVici March 30, 2020
mugGet the shut up!mug.

Shut up

To tell people to stop talkining
Frank: hi sister I’m back did u miss me yes? Yahooooooooo-
Linsey: shut up!
by Deez nuts- May 4, 2022
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Shut up

Idiot “You see, you have to shut up because blah blah blah.”

Hym “Do you have to shut up?”

Idiot “Well, I...”

Hym “Yeah, see, no. That’s exactly why I’m not going to shut up. You have granted yourself the right to insult every aspect of my being. Nothing is off limits. Now, I have afforded myself the same right. Congratulations. You will now experience equality. Following this you will experience inferiority. So no, I’m not going to shut up.”
by Hym Iam November 8, 2022
mugGet the Shut upmug.

Shut the bitchyfuck up

Telling someone to shut the fuck up and call them a bitch + beat the fuck up out of them until they are dead.
David: Yes! I stole my haters spot on the plane after so much days!

Johnny: HEY BITCHEAD! YOU JUST STOLE MY FAVORITE SPOT!

David: Shut up Johnny!

Johnny: SHUT THE BITCHYFUCK UP OR I’LL KILL YOU!
by MeanWordGenorator February 12, 2023
mugGet the Shut the bitchyfuck upmug.

run up or shut up

run up or shut up means the person saying it is giving you an option to either run up on me (aka fight) or shut up and stop talking shit
Girl 1 : *yapping talking shit*
Girl 2 : Run up or shut up bitch because you talk too much you need to be popped
mugGet the run up or shut upmug.

Shut Up Thomas Day 3

shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!
thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?

me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
by adorable6d September 23, 2020
mugGet the Shut Up Thomas Day 3mug.

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