Short Sleeved Magician

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

sharty

It is the combination of a shart and shawty. A shart is a type of bodily function where a human shits (defecation) and farts at the same time. It is an aggressive but somewhat relieving feeling for humans that are constipated. A shawty is a bad bitch. Therefore, a sharty is a bad bitch with serious tummy issues.

Hey sharty, you're a feral rat. I like that.

by badbitchmommy October 19, 2022

Short-short-long

A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.

"I teased her by going short-short-long on her for an hour."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

Short Throat

When, during oral sex, the penis barely crosses the threshold of the throat. The most shallow form of throat penetration.

"Dude, how was last night? That bitch give you some deep throat?" ... "Nah man, I barely even got short throated, she couldn't handle it."

by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

Short hills

The richest place in the US with actual Indians and Chinese people. If you aren’t hot or seriously smart you have no place in this town. Don’t even think about going to the most famous thing about this town except for the bitchy attitude (the short hills mall) if you don’t have $2,500 dollars in your pocket. Everyone here flexes there money by sending their kids to one of the 20 private school with $80,000 dollars tuition that you have to be ultra smart to get into. But most parents just bribe the school with a shitload of money to get their kid in. If you haven’t been invited to at least 30 bar mitzvahs by the end of the year, you can consider yourself and unsocial prune and irrelevant. The bar mitzvahs usually end up with two kids getting caught in the girls bathroom hooking up. Since half the moms are friends, they will figure out all the shit in under an hour. If your parents are like every single parent in this rich-ass town who have high standards, you’ll be in deep shit once you get caught doing anything. The girls dress like they are fucking pornstars and don’t give a shit if they get hit on at the local Starbucks, where everything costs $20 and the line has more people in it than the amount of money the next town over has. All the girls plans for their future say hook up, lose their virginity, get a job, get fired, sleep, repeat.

You fucking rich-ass price of shit. You definitely live in the fucking richest dumpster in the world short hills

by I will Yeet you in my pool May 4, 2019

one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011

by the short hairs

To be captured or trapped by an opponent ie by the hairs on the back of your neck. Common usage today has warped the term to mean by the pubic hairs but this is not the origin.

If we make the wrong move our enemies will have us by the short hairs.

by bbqfunbq May 19, 2014