Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

sharpie

My lover, who is so hot! roar

Sharpie is so sexy, he's my everything. I love him.

by agent smith June 25, 2004

Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

shampies

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

wood shampoo

When somone jizzes in another person's hair

Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!

Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow

by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010

Sarp

Sexually assaulting rapist pervert

Dude that guy is locking the door on this girl

Oh what a sarp, somebody should beat his ass

by Bröther January 4, 2019

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016