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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
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Longing Shakes

Wanting something so unimaginably bad that you begin to shake at the thought of it. This could be sexually or longing someone or something.
“I wanted her so bad that I got the longing shakes”
by lol49593782 March 15, 2021
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V shaped guy

A guy with a V shaped torso.
If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
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body shape like cola

demisa demisa 😁
demmy has a body shape like cola
by hey mamas🤨 June 10, 2021
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Baby shakes

A shortcut version of saying "baby shake syndrome" which is when you violently shake a baby, or person.
Did you just give me the baby shakes?
by Sammyexplosion August 3, 2021
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Speed shades

If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.
Yo those speed shades are sick...way cooler than pit vipers.
by kurtisblow50 November 18, 2021
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Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.
Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.
by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021
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