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Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions
I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend
by Corina Corina March 24, 2021
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100 seconds to midnight

what is the doomsday clock at?
100 seconds to midnight
by Duckxel May 4, 2022
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second year Ronan'd

An expression used to describe when your life is in turmoil due to self inflicted damage, but your having great fun
Lads, I have no hope of passing my exams, but tonight I'm getting second year Ronan'd
by The Nightcrawler November 30, 2022
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second hand mooching

when a person mooches off of a person who is also mooching off of somebody
when Brian is the majority stockholder of IBM, and gave 10 million dollars to Ryan. Fabio decided second hand mooching off Ryan was the way to go.
by big sexy 93 April 6, 2010
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david the second wayne

the same as David but only the second. Wayne is rain with a lisp.
David the second Wayne was a twin and nephew to David the first.
by David the second wayne July 8, 2016
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Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020
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second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...
person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
by polarisbae June 19, 2016
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