by Moose lips January 30, 2019
Get the Satan’s seed mug.My friend goes to church every Sunday, but they’re cool with Satan, too, which makes them a Satanist Jesusist, I guess.
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Get the Satanous mug.1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
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