by RAMENISNOTOFFLINEFORONCE November 13, 2023

by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019

Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!
by Bthot December 20, 2017

by Susanea April 3, 2021

The real G
by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019

Santa is a girl's name in Latvia. The most loving girl. One of a kind. Treasure to find. Same name means "saint" in spanish, italian, portuguese and santa clause.
by little flower April 3, 2021

1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
by Clear Gram December 29, 2020
