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Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
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Santa

A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.
Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES
by CRYING SEAGULL December 6, 2021
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Jaden Santa

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth
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jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.
jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado
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Santa

The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!
by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019
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buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
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santa

santa is not real
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