Utah Speed Limit 

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"

Utah Speed Limit by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010

High Speed 

Stoned drivers who think they're going 65 MPH when they're really going 25 MPH.

Ant: How fast are you going?
Jay: I think 65. Never mind, I'm going 12.

Ant: Dude, you're driving so slow right now.
Jay: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really high.

Had I not been driving at high speed, I probably would have hit that deer... and I probably would've hit that kid who ran onto the street for his kickball.

High Speed by Louie Wolfe October 23, 2012

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ludicrous speed

Think of the fastest speed imaginable, so fast that it is impossible to see. Now times that speed by 12 and you get ludicrous speed.

The excrement was coming out my anus so damn fast, id swear it was going to hit ludicrous speed"

ludicrous speed by Burgo November 6, 2003

high speed 

A specialty drink combined with hyphy juice and alcohol. Usually sold around san francisco

Damn, that high speed got to my head hella quick!

high speed by tmariee March 4, 2008

Soggy Speed Bag 

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

Soggy Speed Bag by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007

Mexican speed monkey 

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

Mexican speed monkey by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010