slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

by Nicola November 12, 2003

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

cort slap

It is a slap to the back as hard as u can that leaves the receiver in immense pain and sometimes causes them to fall and not get up

Do u want to be cort slapped?

by oooooooooofffffffffffff June 24, 2018

Snope Slap

The act of disputing an email forward, by citing Snopes.com and then replying to all, thus proving the original sender failed to check the veracity of the claim.

I'm gonna snope slap my coworker who claims Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.

by SnopeSlapper September 7, 2010

hound-slap

The act of hitting a person in the following manner:

Start with a backhand, but after the hit, the hand stays pressed against the face. The other hand (of the person doing the slapping) then forms a fist and punches the open palm of their first hand (which is still on the face of the person being slapped); thus giving transference of the second hit through the first hand and into the head of the slapee.

For when a bitchslap just wont do.

"After pulling the kind of crap Travis just did, he deserved so much more than a standard bitchslap - indeed, he needed to be hound-slapped."

by SneakyCracker September 4, 2008

dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

by FM104 August 28, 2007

Sonic Slap

When a man with white gloves, paints himself blue and then twirls his penis in a circle, then proceeds to slap a sleeping hedgehog.

Mr. Herbert hid in my basement and waited for me to let my hedgehog out of his cage so he could sonic slap a bitch

by Sonicslapper69 November 11, 2019