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Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet
This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.
by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019
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SKEET

when training for the the Regatta…: and…. SKEEEEET!
Ok ok… everyone get on the rug…. And…. SKEEEETTTTT
GET YOUR CANOE OUT GIRL…. And Skeeeeet
CSC&M …,, SKEET
by M1k3ylee23 May 21, 2022
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Skeet Fuck

Term coined by online commenter Randall Smith, in the early 00's under the moniker "rstech", to describe the act of pulling out during unprotected sex prior to ejaculating.

The term refers to the sport of skeet shooting where the competitor calls out "PULL" to signal the release of clay targets at which they will then shoot with a shotgun.

Thus the in the process of "skeet fucking" the male will having intercourse to the verge of orgasm and then "pull" and then "shoot", to avoid ejaculating in their partner, thus hopefully avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.
This hot girl took me up to her room at the party last night, but I didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet fuck that shit.
by UnknownUzer October 12, 2021
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Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.
"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"
by Wildfira May 1, 2008
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skeet

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."
by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023
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skeet catcher

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide
by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008
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Skeet

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.
by tjamnz May 19, 2024
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