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Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more
by james December 19, 2003
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Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.
"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"
by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005
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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
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Coined in the movie "The Dark Knight Rises" by Harvey Dent, A.k.a. Two-Face.

It is the philisophical summary that, no matter what good you intend to do, as long as you live and continue, you will bring about just as much evil as good, if not more through accident or intent. Death becomes a saving grace, providing vindication for their actions and preventing a worsening of certain outcomes through inactivity.
Examples include:
Falling to the same corrupton you sought to eliminate. ( Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars, Lois Griffin from Family Guy)
Prolonged exposure to evil, despite good intentions. (Frodo from Lord of the Rings, Ice King from Adventure Time)
Narrow minded destruction in belief of a greater goal. (Harvey Dent from "The Dark Knight Rises")

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
by TheAllKnowingOne November 23, 2013
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I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
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