Jack Ryan

A jack ryan is by far the most sexist and handsomest person on this planet and every one wants to fuck him

Hey is that jack ryan

Yer I think it is I want to fuck him

by Yeet peter May 16, 2020

Ryan Salyer

A stud, handsome. A guy who is super hilarious, funny, outgoing, and inspiring. Has style and an awesome smile. Is always there for you when you need him. Very smart and witty. Loveable and knows how to hold an interesting conversation. Prankster. You can't help but love him and enjoy his company. Trooper, and champion for overcoming big challenges in life. Awesome person. Friendly, cool, and definitely a person you can lean on and trust.

I was feeling sad, so I went to go hug Ryan Salyer. My day got better.

by RussianLove December 14, 2011

Ryan

A man who loves to rape women, but can't because they all want to have sex with him of their own will. Every guy hates him, but only because they're really jealous of him.

Ryan: Bend over. I'm gonna rape you.
Girl: Okay.
Ryan: No, this is rape! You can't agree to it!

Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot.
Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him!

by A_random_person July 14, 2010

Raunchy Ryan

-Raunchy Ryan (verb)

the act of inserting your testicles into your partners rectum.

The act is accomplished by utilizing large quantities of lube on the testicles and anal sphincter while slowly forcing each testicle into the rectum one at a time until both testicles are fully engulfed inside the rectum.

by Ryan (Probis) September 9, 2005

Ryan García

An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.

garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.

normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.

garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.

by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020

Ryan

1. This man is the most perfect boyfriend. he's sweet, awesome at drumming and film making, and is a wnderful kisser.

2. True thug ass motha fucka. carries a sling shot everywhere. only tru thugs carry sling shots

1. "Ryan and Zinovia look so cute together"

2. "yo, watch out for that nigga Ryan, hes dangerous!"

by cumherenow May 23, 2008

Ryan Smith

A classic example of the stereotypical ginger. He enjoys walking ferrets on a regular basis and has been known to be rather aggressive towards anyone who confronts him with this hobby.

You are such a Ryan Smith.
Stop Ryan Smith'ing.

by NINJAF33T October 8, 2012