ruben

a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves

man you hatin like ruben

by sgt August 3, 2007

rubberduck

A weakling, a squishy tart with a shrill voice and short memory-span. Now, where was I?

The rubberduck sucked a buck.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Ruben

A cute, adorable boy who I want to spend the rest of my life with but can't because he's a fuckboi; the boy I want but cant have

Friend:you look sad
Friend 2: Yeah, its just Ruben again

by tiredcutie February 17, 2017

rectum rubber

A rectum rubber is another term used for poofter

There was a rectum rubber ramming his pooh proder up the rectum rubbers date

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

burning rubber

A dildo/strapon with hotsauce/tobasco often used by mexicans

She used the burning rubber last night, now i shit fire

by kendallsa90 September 6, 2014

Ruben

Somebody who thinks their all that when at school. Then once they get home they cry over Chick-Flicks...They also tend to have Big Round Forheads🤔🤷🏽 ♀️😂

Your such a Ruben!

by Phe_Phe1 May 5, 2018

Ruben

Really gay likes to suck dick is ghetto acts British cant even say butter

Look at ruben

by Poisiedon October 30, 2019