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Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.
"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"
Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!
by criestinaa January 30, 2009
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burn rubber

To take leave quickly or request another to leave a place or situation with haste.
Jason kept interrupting Puppet with off-the-wall remarks when Puppet turned to Jason and said "Burn rubber, punk!"
by zzgone January 26, 2010
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Roberge

Associated with fine, high end wrist watches.

One who admires or collects expensive watches.
That guy must be a Roberge. Yesterday he was wearing a Rolex and today he is wearing an Omega.
by MaxMuck July 21, 2011
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highway robbery

Extortion, extracting value from legitimate business transactions/operations while providing little to no value, simply because you can. Doesn't come from modern highways, comes from 'highwaymen' who would threaten travellers and merchants on 'highways' (any kind of road up until the 19th century) and demand payment for use of the road, even though it was not theirs to demand a toll on.
These mafia-type guys came to my store and demanded payment for 'protection', it's highway robbery.
My rent is highway robbery, it's gone up way too much and the landlord is threatening to kick me out otherwise.
by jimbobfrites June 15, 2021
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Roberting

To work in a call center atmosphere and rush through outgoing calls, only letting the phone ring once... Then once you get a live person, you transfer them to another dept. so fast, you don't realize they are really not even remotely interested, wasting everyone's time... Oh, and you also go on rants about stupid shit no one cares about ALLLLLL damn day...
Man!! Don't transfer people like that, You are totally Roberting the calls, asshole!!
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Rubber Cock Wallup

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.
Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.
by scorpi November 1, 2008
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