by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020

by anonymous September 10, 2021

by The One the man the me June 28, 2017

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr
Girl: OMG I got a BF
Other Girl : OMG who is it
Girl : Jacob Riley Downing
Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection
Other Girl : OMG who is it
Girl : Jacob Riley Downing
Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection
by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 15, 2023

A small ginger who is whiter than a white crayon. Riley’s favorite thing to do is let out a *Screech*. Riley enjoys telling janitors that people are bullying him. He can’t be stopped. Riley harasses people and says REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2 inches from their face. Some people have pure respect for riley. They solute at his *Screech*. He also wears a jacket over his head and says he is an owl.
by cheepies November 13, 2019

by Penis Phart July 23, 2019

An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.
Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!
Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.
Girl 2: yep, waste of time!
Girl 2: that’s Riley!
Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.
Girl 2: yep, waste of time!
by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019
