Retard laying movement

A movement that seeks to get retarded people layed or in other words to have sex because no one else will do it and they deserve sex like other people do.

He's in the retard laying movement.

by The Fury 13 February 19, 2011

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

by Leanne May 28, 2003

Retard Fish Frog

A Marine life-form that first came onto land on the Onslow County Beach grounds. Later they retard fish frogs began starting the podunk town of Jacksonville, NC.

Shane Bock and his family's decendants are Retard Fish Frogs. Any Jacksonville, NC born person.

by Sgt Gotcha Beach October 16, 2008

Full Retard

Going ~: not detecting a troll, doing something really stupid or asking a really dumb question.

You just went full retard. Never go full retard.

by Gouatsie June 10, 2015

Retard Sandwich

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.

Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.

by Milton66 March 3, 2010

retard

A type of vegitible, usually found with drool.

The retard was ripe for the picking.

by Wordsmithh January 13, 2008

Retard

A retarted person

*That person is such a retard!!

*Greg

*Britney Spears

by hannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannahhannah January 31, 2008