Riley

A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.

"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"

by Al-an May 11, 2020

Riley

Fat chode with the gayest haircut you have ever fucking seen

He has 300 bags of junk food in his locker and is basically a walking foam ball.

"Look at riley, what a fat chode"
"He is probably going to die of diabetes"

by Pseudo in your mums house May 31, 2020

Riley Blow

A girl with no friends or love life

Person “Who is riley blow”
Person: “she is a girl with not one person

by randompersonnnnn May 31, 2020

Riley (J)

Riley a national treasure! With a huge dick :)

Girl 1: did you see Riley (J)?
Girl 2: yes! He’s a national ducking treasure with a huge dick

by Woahhhhellloooo June 7, 2020

Riley

A diplamaldikat made by a holy herb smelling cockroach sandwiched in between a tater tot that got shoved up someones butthole and shot out their nose, and a handkerchief made of dyed eyelashes, which is very itchy.

Guys look! My aglet turned into a Diplamaldikat! No, wait, it's a RIley!
Wow!

by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

Riley D’Giff

an uncontrollably shy cryer... but she a bad bitch tho

dude: hey u know Riley D’Giff

dude 2: the cryer?
dude 3: she got a fat ass tho

by bubblaure June 13, 2020

Riley

Some chaotic lad that just vibes. They parent everyone in their life.

don't ask why there's raw spaghetti in the fazbear fright series again just assume it's just apart of their of world domination plan.
Likely anti-capitalist.

Person 1: "Riley yelled at me again"
Person 2: "same"
Person 2: "speaking of Riley, where did they go?"
Person 1: "shit."
*explosion goes off in the distance*
"oh."

by ratman_does_definitions August 11, 2020