Russian Handjob

A handjob in which the giver's hand is of sub-acceptable temperature. Most often experienced in cold weather or in geographical locations north of the 45th paralell. Originated in the Soviet Union.

Person 1: "wasn't it cold?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Nikita unbuttoned my snow pants and gave me a freezing Russian Handjob"
Person 1: "Damn, I'm glad I don't live in Siberia"

by Ucross1101 December 4, 2010

Russian

"Russian" -A beast that would beat the shit out of anybody -Would beat the shit out of the teyler and deriek vance -Crumps and Bullets worst enemy

Russian is the shit and I will kneel to him and praise his presence

by Donfuckwitabeast June 9, 2011

Russian Backpack

A plastic shopping bag used to carry everyday items. Most people in Russia use plastic bags to carry things around with them. Even students of all ages, who would ordinarily carry their books in a backpack in the US, use a plastic bag, called a "paket" in Russian.

This isn't Moscow. Stop carrying your books around in a Russian backpack and get yourself a proper bag.

by Sharkucles December 14, 2008

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.

Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"

by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Russian Poolette

The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.

Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.

by crazyone1981 July 22, 2010

Russian Standard

High quality kerosene. Useful for aspiring fire-eaters other classes of circus performers.

When Jiminy stole a bottle of Russian standard from the Liquor Bureau he knew that he would be able to make great friends at the circus. As Mam had advised him, Carnies would respect his generosity and with practice might teach him the long standing carny art of hoops, dragon breath swallowing, cannonballing, and spectacling.

by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011

Russian Three Way

When one guy bangs a girl as hard as he can in the ass, then the vagina.

Mom bends over for Dad and he pounds her twice as hard in the pussy, and the ass.

Me: Hey Molly, do you wanna have a Russian Three Way later
Molly: Yeah, but who's the other guy
Me: It's just me, I'll bang you as hard as 2 guys.
Molly: Oh, Ok

by AmericanWolfEnt March 19, 2013