Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed

This is a roasting bed!

by DMreal July 16, 2022

Roast

A roast can be defined as a well timed and smart comeback to an insult or diss that is not too off-topic and usually emotionally hurts the perpetrator

Person 2: I threw a frisbee and it came back and hit me
Person 1: No one cares.
Person 2: About you they don't. (Roast)
Example 2
Person 2: My cat died today
Person 1: Did i ask?
Person 2: But bitches don’t ask they listen (Roast)

by Tetrisandlemonade00 April 22, 2022

Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.

“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question”

by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024

Roast Hen

An attractive person

Person 1: "Get a load of TRHOT"
Person 2: "What? That makes no sense."
Person 1: "That Roast Hen over there. They're attractive! You should ask them out."

by Andre Boule May 6, 2021

Roast

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error

You have just been roasted for needing to look up what roast meant.

by Djhelpless August 3, 2017