Pre-Game Dump

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.

"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."

by carpetallday March 4, 2009

pre-docking procedures

Foreplay before fucking.

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!

by pentozali November 23, 2010

Mint Pre Cum

Mint Juul pods may be called Mint Pre Cum.

Mmmm I got some of that mint pre cum. Yo hit me with that mint pre cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019

pre-fucked

What you tell your current significant other when they ask you if you are a virgin or not.

or, you can choose to be a ho and when everyone talks shit about you, just say.."I'm not a slut, I'm just...pre-fucked"

It's like a pre-owned car, like new ,but broken in.

"Everyone says that Amy girl is a slut, but...I say she's just pre-fucked , man"

by teffie05 January 12, 2009

Pre Victory Boner

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.

Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.

by Lotharvombayern3 July 6, 2010

pre-life crisis

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

by anonfromhell December 20, 2012